Different Madonna, Different "Holiday"

Hallidays!

Celebrate!

Helydays!

Celebrate!

If we took a hoilday:

Took some time to celebrate

Just one day out of life

It would be...
It would be SO ICE

Everybody spread the lard

We're gonna have a festive nation!

It isn't very hard
to meet expectations!

::head desk::

Ok, new plan:

I LIKE IT.

Thanks to Wolfie, Anony M., Fran V., Stefanie K., Randi M., Megan H., Rebecca M., Sarah D., Shachi, Lisa N., Elaine L., & Melody W. for the Festivus Miracle.

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