Marry Wrecksmas!

After much careful deliberation, I decided to go with a "Merry Christmas" theme today.

You know, like this:


Of course there's also the "Reindeer Patty" theme:

...but that one's kind of crappy.


Now, I know this season has left some of us feeling topsy-turvy...

So just remember: after today, you won't have to hear "Frosty the Snowman" again for a whole 10 months!


But you're still stuck with "Do You Want To Build A Snowman?"



Oh! And no more creepy Santa cakes!

"Soon, Christmas tree. SOOOOON."


And no more asking for this:


And getting this:

So THAT's a relief.


So however and whatever you're celebrating today, may it be extra sweet, a little silly, and filled with all the people you mostly don't want to strangle.

Marry Christmas, wrecky minions.
Or at least take it out for a pity date.


Thanks to Noell, Yvonne M., Dena K., Julie C., Sarah, Valerie, & Karen B. for making our day merry and bridal.


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