Someone Bring Me A Sammich! (But Not This One.)

It's my birthday today - have I said?
So one wonders why I'm out of bed.
Well, can't be a bad host
You'll be wanting a post!
Here, have some gummis and bread:

"Meals in Minutes," it says, oh how witty!
The earthworms are ever so pretty
And look, how divine!
Just $9.99!
A bargain for chefs who cook... um...



Thank you to Britanie E.,
who really should probably see,
How much else I could say,
For Limerick Day,
But it's my birthday and I'm going back to bed, dammit.


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