Pink slips are so last decade, employers. This time, why not spice up your "restructuring program" with an element of fun?
Oooh, I love Quessing games! What?!
He can't even be mad, 'cuz he gets a cake out of it.
From another Mike, who's obviously better off:
Let's just assume this Mike was their copy editor.
It's funnier that way.
Of course, no matter how you end up leaving a job, it's never easy to say goodbye:
...or to spell "good riddance."
At least you know your co-workers will miss you!
And for those of you thinking of quitting via cake...
[Have fun censoring this one, John!]
[Challenge accepted. -john]
Don't be surprised if your boss decides to respond in kind:
Thanks to Cynthia C., Anony M., Mike B., Eileea P., Stephanie F., Beth H., Anony M., & Thomas B. for the first correct use of quotation marks in CW history. IT'S A "MIRACLE!"