Miss Piggy Goes Speed Dating

Now that Kermit and Miss Piggy have broken up, maybe she should try Speed Dating!

I can see it now...

*Ding*

"So. You're a pig."

*Ding*

[awkward silence]

*Ding*

"Don't worry; that's just Bob, my cold sore."

*Ding*

"Oh, were we not supposed to bring food to this thing?"

*Ding*

[....]

*Ding*

"My ex says I'm all hands, but really... those are feet."

*Ding*

"How do you feel about tadpoles?"

*Ding*

"Pick me up, and I promise I won't pee on you."

*Ding*

"These things? Darned if I know. Mom says I was born with 'em, but they just started growing the yellow bumps last year. You wanna feel?"

*Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding*

Um, maybe you should try Match.frog, Piggy.

Thanks to Missy N., Dianne W., Jenni M., Maddisun, Jake B., Jana Y., Katelyn M., Nancy S., & Erin R., and here's hoping Miss Piggy finds love again... before she croaks.

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