It's Cookie Monster Day!!
That's right, bakers. You know what to do.
OH COME ON. The plastic one is right there!
[deep breath] Look. You can do this. Just bring the eyes closer together...
STILL TOO CLOSE.
Tell you what, bakers, let's try some niiiice, easy cupcakes.
[head on keyboard] ::sigh::
[head in lap] ::bigger sigh::
[from under desk] I'm good down here, thanks.
Thanks to Pamela F., Michelle B., Rachelle H., Jason B., Seanna L., Kyle K., Zoe R., Anony M., Karen B., Anna C., & Uffda, who'd like to remind us all of a happier time:
Ah, those were the days.