Some of my favorite new submissions this week:
Because some people are worth melting for?
[bah dum CHA!]
Chris And The Untouchable Footwear:
It actually took me a minute to realize what this was supposed to say.
Now I feel so... empty.
A grocery chain that shall not be named is doing a big Monopoly-themed promotion this month, so naturally, they had their bakers break open a game of Monopoly... and do this:
Mmm, Crisco-soaked paper.
(Do not pass "GO," do not collect $200.
JUST GO TO JAIL.)
Speaking of old board games, it's pretty clear this next baker doesn't...
HAVE A CLUE.
Words cannot describe the wild hope that seized my heart when I saw this cake:
...but sadly, I don't think that's the baker's actual credit card number.
Thanks to Aeron B., Cheree G., Jefferson L., Michelle R., & Tom S., who knows the only way to stop a charging baker... is to feel their shoes.