A few of my favorite new submissions this week:
In case you ever wondered what Ron Swanson would look like as a balding muppet:
"You may have thought you heard me say I would like a lot of cake and ice cream. But what I said was, give me ALL THE CAKE AND ICE CREAM YOU HAVE.
"Please and thank you."
Shannon ordered a "red cake with sprinkles" with "Happy 30th Birthday Fred" on it.
And, you know, technically the bakery got a lot of that right:
See the red sprinkles?
Not really sure what's happening here:
I *think* it's supposed to be a skirt/dress, but all I see is an overflowing science fair experiment. You know, like those baking soda volcanoes? Except this one looks more minty. And... hairy.
You keep doing you, bakers.
And finally, when you ask for a number 3 train cake:
...and get the #1 train wreck:
Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
Thanks to Amy B., Krystine M., Shannon L., Susan H., & Anony M. for getting us off track.