Peter Parker Would NOT Be Proud

♫ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

Does whatever a spider can!


Spins a web
Any size!

Catches thieves
Between his thighs



♫ Here comes the Spider-Maaaan!


Is he strong? Listen, Bud

Spider-Man is a total stud


He can float, he can fly!


Just look into
his soulful eyes



♫ That's totally Spider-Maaaaaan


We swear it's Spider-Maaaaaan


What do you mean you want your money back look it says "Spider-Maaaaaan."

Here's comes the Spider-MAAAAAAAN!
[jazz hands!]


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