Not Even Re-MOAT-ly

When your kid wants a castle cake, but castle cakes are too expensive:

"Why is there a beach cake in front of it?"

"It's a moat."

"With palm trees?"

"... yes."



"So should we talk about the stairs, or ...?"

"You know what? NO CAKE FOR YOU."


Thanks to Stephanie A. for not being afraid to step in and make a splash.


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