Calling all "Qualified" Cake "Decorators"!
Sure, it's a tough job, but someone's gotta poo it.
Though it does require you give a flying crap:
And be a regular person:
You know, no weirdos.
If that's you, then this job could be yours in a pinch!
A heaping pile o' fun!
Just remember to go with the flow:
But(t) not that much.
(Ooh, looks like the bride finally managed to get... a turd in edgewise.)
(AH THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.)
And thanks also to Anneke D., Patricia S., Amy K., Firas, Gail W., Cheyenne B., & Britani O. for passing on... the excitement.