When your last name is Hammer, there's really just one way to nail a baby shower cake.
And that way...
...is NOT LIKE THIS.
Still, at least everyone can get a chuckle over sh*tty "hamer"s. Imagine being the only one at a baby shower to see something wrong with this cake topper - which, incidentally, ALSO involves nailing things:
Er, look, I realize my mind's in the gutter often enough to sprout legs and start scurrying, but seriously... HOW DID THE BAKER NOT SEE THIS?
Quick palate cleanser: look how pretty!
(By Sweet On You Cakes)
Aaaand back to reality:
Almost makes you long for the days of hammer logs and randy giraffes, eh?
Thanks to Elizabeth H., Emily S., & Robin D. for the capital wreckage.