The 10 Stages Of Handing Out Candy To Trick-Or-Treaters
As Illustrated With Halloween Cake Wrecks
"AWWWWW lookit the cute costumes on all the cute bebies! CANDY FOR EVERYONE."
"Wow there are a lot of you."
"A 5-year-old Deadpool just kicked me but this is fine, everything's fine."
"WHAT IF WE RUN OUT OF CANDY?"
"You get two pieces each AND THAT'S FINAL."
"This is my life now."
::obsessively looking between the clock and the candy bowl::
"I AM SO SORRY PLEASE DON'T TP MY HOUSE."
"They TP'd my house."
::cracks open secret stash of chocolate and plops down to watch Ghostbusters::
BEST. HALLOWEEN. EVER.
Thanks to Anne H., Deon M., Meg M., Jessica A., Kaitlin K., Mariah E., Hillary, M.M., Savannah G., & Tara W. for the wrecky treats. Oh, and I've never actually had my house TP'd; my generous candy distribution is both fear-based and extremely effective. :D
And from my other blog, Epbot: