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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Back Off, Man. I'm A Baker.

Are you bothered by strange noises in the middle of the night?

Plus rampant rodent droppings?


Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement, attic, or bakery?

"You guys, I have a feeling there's something really creepy below us..."




Have you or any of your family ever seen a spook, specter, or super sarcastic ghost?

"Like, boo, or whatever."


How about an entire tray of cupcakes giving you the finger?


If the answer is yes then don't wait another minute! Pick up the phone and call the prefessionals.



Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve ALL your supernatural elimination needs.

"So let me get this straight: You're saying the ghost of your filet mignon just pooped on your couch?

"I call bullsh*t."



We're ready to relieve you!

"Ok, who brought the dog?"




Hey E.L., Marsha M., Rose B., Grace K., Jessica B., Kayla F., Scott D., & Dustin S., listen! Do you smell something?


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Reader Comments (16)

Perfect Halloween post XD XD XD XD

October 31, 2018 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

Best. Post. EVER! That last cake made me laugh so hard I caught a leg cramp.

October 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMoira

I swear that is Cassandra and with all of that buttercream, she shouldn't need any moisturizer. :)

October 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterDeborah

Anybody else think "pale Lumpy Space Princess" when the saw the ghost? Just me? okay.

October 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterPamela

It's an undersea unexplained mass sponge migration!!!!

October 31, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterkrunchifrog

If the sarcastic ghost cake was purple it could be Lumpy Space Princess!

October 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterKelly

I quite like the sarcastic ghost one!

October 31, 2018 | Unregistered Commentertiff

Am I missing a joke about "prefessionals?"
In other news, I don't care if you have a typo here or there, I was rolling laughing at this post. Especially the jewel skulls on the cobweb.

[Editor's note- On the cover of our second book, the printers misspelled the word professional. It was kind of hilarious. -john (the hubby of Jen)]

October 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterConfused

What is the last cake supposed to be? Or, quoting a very old SNL sketch: “What the h*** is that?!”

October 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterChicago

What IS that last monstrosity?

November 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterNobodee Home

Whoever writes these things is a genius! Can't stop laughing! We're ready to relieve you. 🤣🤣🤣

November 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMe

I kinda like the sarcastic ghost.

November 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterCody

Deborah, a Doctor Who reference, sweet.

Oh these are the best Halloween wrecks I have seen. Yay no dead clowns this year lmao.

November 2, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

I thought that was Cassandra from Doctor Who, too.

November 2, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBW

"Like, boo, or whatever."

I love it!

But what's with the last one? The flowers look so pretty - then they top it with poop!

November 2, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBonnie

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