They're Just Really Thankful To See You

It's our favorite time of year, minions:



Yep, time to hang the traditional Poo Wang bunting (heyooo), pull up a chair (heyooo), and watch with gleeful abandon as bakers attempt - mostly in vain, since we all have the minds of 12-year-olds here - to make a turkey cake that doesn't look like poop or peepees or both.





What was that I said about "in vein"?

Eh, never mind.


And lest you think this problem is only limited to turkey cakes, BEHOLD:

It's the "Horn" of "Plenty!"

It's a real cornucopia of earthly delights, IF you catch my giant orange dong.


But remember, some turkey cakes are growers, not show-ers:

Also it's cold in here.


Now, I know what you're thinking: What if the bakers added legs on all the turkeys? Wouldn't that make them less, you know, heady? Less trouser weasel-y? Less cock-a-doodle-doo?

The answer is no.

No, it would not.


Besides, look at this poor fellow:

Scared stiff!


Thanks to Legot, Rebekah W., Anony M., Cat F., Sarah I., Carri B., Morgan C., & A.C. for the festive fowl play.


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