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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

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- Jen

Cookie Monster's Dirty Little Secret

When you desperately hope they played "Jumping Jack Flash" at the reception:


And that they're just talking about driving here:

(It's as if millions of parents suddenly cried out in terror, "NoooOOOOOo!")


But mostly I just really, REALLY hope that's not a nipple:



Thanks to Emily D., Angela N. & Camirae P., who tells me that IS a nipple, but if so, WHY IS IT THERE??


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Reader Comments (10)

1) Maybe this was a warning of what's to come. They probably spent so much on the cake and everything else for the wedding and reception that the only thing they could serve at the reception was beans.
2) It's probably a congratulations for someone who both had a birthday and became a citizen at the same time. (Yup, that's what I'm going with).
3) I think maybe millions of parents cried out "NoooOOOoo!" on this one. A Sesame Street icon has joined the dark side. He's become a beer-guzzling, nipple-flashing pervert. This is what happens, kids, when your whole diet consists of cookies. All that sugar created the real monster that was under the surface all along.

November 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMike

Why. Is. That. Nipple. On. His. Foot?!??

November 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBrooke

Cookie Monster is holding a mug of beer up to his mouth with both hands, and the nipple is about level with the middle of his forearms. Seems about right to me.

November 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJoel Polowin

In some states 16 is the legal age of consent...just putting that extra creep factor out there.

November 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterIndigo

Why is the Cookie Monster drinking beer?

November 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJoanne

Count: 1... 2... 3! Three frosting letters!
...14 ...15...16! Sixteen legal years!
1! One completely inappropriate monster nipple! MWAH HA HA HA HA HAAAH...

*thunder crashes*

*Bert hides his eyes*

*Ernie chuckles*

*Big Bird looks confused*

*Kermit wrinkles his nose and calls Beauregard to clean up the spilled drink*

Cookie Monster: "What?"

November 20, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSeabird

Didn't y'all know? Cookie Monster must be in college by now. Beer, cookies and nipples -- it all makes sense.

November 21, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterNobodee Home

Oh heck I lost it seeing that nipple on poor Cookie Monster That and the beer make me rethink my childhood watching Sesame Street and wondering if they all drank after the show lol.

November 21, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

I'm hoping the legal thing is old enough to drive and it was poorly worded. I don't want to entertain the other options.

November 21, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterGarrett

B is for boobie, that good enough for me!

November 21, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterOhnoesthenurple

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