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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Whoaaaa MAN.

[putting on sunglasses]

[lighting groovy cigarette]

[signalling groovy bass player to start groovy bass music]


So sad, bra.

Standing like Santa,

Grilling like gangsta...

I wonder who gives out more



As the ephemeral frigidity succumbs to day's full wrath...

My cone melts.





Dripping like mad

Come back to my pad

I'll make you

Hey Jane, hand me
that shovel.


Why's it always have to be snakes?




[blows out candle]


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Reader Comments (11)

Hahahaha! Watch out turkey wangs, snake wangs are joining the phallic cake competition.

December 18, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterKris

1) This, kids, is why you don't eat too many leafy green vegetables, or your poop looks like these.
2) I know Santa Claus conquered the Martians, but I didn't know the Cylons from the original Battlestar Galactica conquered Santa Claus.
3) Look, it's Mario and Luigi. Maybe the new game is Mario Brothers Battle the Wreckerators.
4) This is either another frog mutated by chemicals in the water or someone has genetically fused a frog and an octopus.
5) Hollywood, we've found your "B" movie monster. Would you please come and get him?
6) Wouldn't you think if he was cold, he'd put the hat on his head and not his tail? So much for the serpent being wise.
7) This is why you must be alert on the job site. This is obviously the result of a bricklaying accident.

December 18, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMike

This is cute. I heard Mike Meyers in So I Married an Axe Murdered in my head. Jane! How do I get off this crazy thing - called love?

December 18, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterCC

That Santa looks like Maximilian and BOB from the Black Hole movie had a love child.

December 18, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterGarrett

I looooove it so much when you refer to So I Married an Ax Murderer! You stole my heart and

December 18, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterTmac

WHOAAAAA. You have some mad skillz to figure out what those were supposed to be! And SUPER MAD SKILLZ in the poetic beatz.

December 18, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSusanD


December 18, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJules

Actually, I liked the snake. He has a friendly face! LOL

December 18, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMoonflwr912

Whoa man
Whooooooa man
Listen to me
You gotta belief
There is no groo-VY cigarette

December 18, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAngelaS

Did Santa get squished by a box smasher while standing there? I can only imagine the coal whoever gets that cake is gonna get lmao.

December 19, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Are we sure that Santa isn't E.T.?

December 25, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBridget Ilene Delaney

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