It's National Photography Month, bakers, so let's go over a few ground rules again:
1) Stop doing this:
Just stop it.
Ground Rule The Second:
If the customer asks for a "cute train photo cake" for her 2-year-old, remember to include the word "cute" in your Google image search:
Ground Rule III: This Time It's Personal:
Look, I'm not saying a 13 year-old girl can't love a reality-show bounty hunter *and* frilly pastel flowers. I'm just saying maybe those two themes don't complement each other so well:
And finally, please, bakers, if you forget everything else, remember this:
ABSOLUTELY NO PHOTOS OF REAL HOO-HAWS WITH REAL BABIES COMING OUT OF THEM
Talk about your "flash photography." Heyooooo.
Though I'm sure the "lol" made it alllll better for the unsuspecting party-goers.
(The caption said it was for a "surprise baby shower." I'LL SAY.)
Thanks to Rebecca H., Silvia R., Eric M., & Adrienne G. for proving there IS such a thing as too much of a spread at parties.
And from my other blog, Epbot: