It's "Take Your Houseplant For A Walk" day, in case you were wondering what I'm doing with this ficus.
Soooo... I notice you don't have a plant with you.
That's alright, just head to your local bakery!
See, I'm sure this one needs to get out.
And this one could definitely use some fresh air.
Here Ron is attempting to shoo a cake plant outside:
Silly Ron. You have to WALK your flower cake.
Just look how sad this one is, waiting for someone to play catch with it:
Hey Ron, GO LONG.
Besides, think of all the social benefits of walking your plant cakes. The friends they'll make!
The mental health professionals you'll meet!
"What can I say? I'm a big cake fan. Bahahaha!"
"....ok Sheila but explain the leash."
So get on out there, minions, and walk a plant. Or a cake of a plant. We won't judge. Me and the ficus, we're pretty open-minded.
Thanks to Jamie D., Carri M., Ron B., Crystal B., Sara P., & Megan C. for being out standing their fields.
And from my other blog, Epbot: