Anyone remember the CW classic, "It a Gril"?
(Ahh, good times.)
'Cuz now we have version 2.0!
Like most upgrade's, it fi'xed one prob'lem while creati'ng a whole n'ew one.
Two things on this next one:
1) Apparently there's a "Hawaiian Shirt Day"
2) I've never been so disappointed to see someone spell "shirt" right
Of course we've established - many, MANY times - that bakers can't seem to stop making chocolate icing look like poop.
However, I found the one exception!
It's when you ask a baker to actually TRY to make icing look like poop:
Like an ice cream swirl on a balloon string.
The mind, it boggles.
When this mom requested a Minnie Mouse cake for her daughter's birthday, I *think* the baker tried for a simple 3-circle Mickey logo, like this:
But instead, it came out like this:
In the baker's defense, if you squint a little this actually looks a LOT...
...like a consternated Kermit-the-Frog.
So, you know, SO CLOSE.
(Seriously, once you see it... it's all you see.)
So which is worse, guys: that bakers are already making globby Thanksgiving turkeys...
Or that there are only TWO CUPCAKES under that giblet-blasting load of icing?
(It doesn't have to make sense, ok? "Giblet-blasting" just sounds cool.)
Or, Bonus Option C: that enough people are buying these things to keep bakers making them. C'mon, people: TOUGH LOVE. Quit enabling the wreckerators!
And finally, to end on a high-pitched screaming note:
Let's hope the previous 49 Raymonds weren't so... [deep breaths, Jen, DEEP BREATHS] ...um, shiny?
Thanks to Jamie C., Stacy F., Alyssa N., Anony M., Briana O., and Linda L. for forcing me to realize how eerily similar the globby turkey and shiny man chest are. WHERE'S THE "UNSEE" BUTTON ON THIS THING?
And from my other blog, Epbot: