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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

"Write!" Said Fred

It's handwriting analysis week, minions, so I'm here to demonstrate this fascinating science.
What does your baker's work say about them? Let's find out!


- Passive-aggressive


- Uses "jazz hands"


- Writes erotic Zombie fan-fic


- Cries during yogurt commercials


- twerks


- Collects spores, molds, and fungus


- Has to pee


- Pushes ALL the elevator floor buttons


- Gym grunter


- Conspiracy theorist


- Magician


Hope this helps you see those wrecks in a whole new light, minions! And remember: an upward slanting signature with extra long loopy bits means you have excellent taste in websites, so congrats on that.


Thanks to Kate M., Jill S., Johnny E., Sara G., Sarah S., Kelly D., David F., Jasmine K., Lacey C., Jenny H., & Shelly D., who are all too sexy for my party.


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Reader Comments (15)

These are too sexy for MY shirt!

January 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterTom

You forgot the most obvious analysis; Couldn't give a flying "BLEEP" about their job or any message they were told to write on the cake; just scrawl anything and collect their paycheck.

January 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterShirley

I don't know where or how you come up with this, Jen, but … well done. Several LOLs today - thank you for that.

January 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMaureen S

1) Lazy! Couldn't do the whole greeting in icing. On second thought, maybe that's a good thing.
2) Totally artsy-fartsy. (By the way, who is Paulr?)
3) A vampire who already had too much to drink, so he used it in the icing.
4) Snobby artist full of self-importance.
5) Very drunk or falls asleep on the job. (Or scares easily).
6) Is indecisive, or very much Into rainbows and unicorns.
7) I'll go with Jen on this one.
8) Is secretly a cross-dresser?
9) Sees everything in black and white and relies on others to provide the color commentary.
10) Too busy - always trying to cram too much into a day.
11) Has a poop fixation. How else do you explain the trail near Woody that ends at the throne?

January 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMike

The naive, unrealistic bit of my brain wants to reject the idea that there’s such a thing as erotic zombie fanfic, but sadly I know that’s not true.

January 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterSkatie

Tina Belcher , cake decorator .

January 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterCRB

Woody...REALLY?......Tipping the brim of your hat, like you're PROUD of that?

January 24, 2019 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

I honestly thought the 'cries during yogurt commercials' cake read "Happy Birthday Somebody".

January 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterAiRuiJia

Is it just me, or does anyone else think the "magician"'s cake includes the worst attempt ever at the Australian flag, there in the background?

January 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJames

What are the plops of color on Jessica’s cake doing there? Are they covering up a Mistake?

January 25, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterChicago

Well my husband loved the David cake since that's his name lol. Poor guy now I know I can't get him a cake for his next birthday without fear of wreckerators having to pee while they write happy birthday lol.

January 25, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Elevator cake - it says

Happy Bda

Too lazy to even put in all the letters!

January 25, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterKaren

Glad the cats weren't downstairs or my howls would have scared the dickens out of them...thanks much for the belly laughs!

January 25, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMary Kay

Paul Omega is there some conspiracy or resistance involved in the second cake.

January 25, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterRobert

My signature is an upward slanting signature with extra long loopy bits...shall I worry ?

January 26, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterLeina

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