Jenny B. ordered a congratulations cake for one of her co-workers, who'd just gotten a new job. It was a big sheet cake, so she asked the baker to add some balloons and a “we’ll miss you" in the corner.
Now, as I was reading Jenny's e-mail I thought I knew where this was going - and boy, was I wrong:
Thanks to Jenny and her co-workers, who requested I clarify they aren't THOSE kind of working girls.
And from my other blog, Epbot: