WARNING: Despite my best efforts, today's post is probably NSFW. Sorry/you're welcome.
Did you hear?
IT'S NO BRA DAY.
Granted, roughly half the population celebrates No Bra Day every day, but for the REST of us - the ones forever tugging at shoulder straps and forgetting where we stashed our chapstick - this is huge.
I'm talking, back-side-of-Daleks huge!
(What, you don't see two Dalek backsides here?
Fine, I'll skip the "EX-TERM-LAC-TATE!")
That's right, my under-wire caged friends, today we can be free! Unencumbered! And dare I say, a lot more jiggly!
Yep, it's time to let loose and feel the breeze on our...
Whoops that's a butt.
(But it fooled you for a second, too, right?)
Where was I.
Oh, right! Cool breezes!
But maybe not this cool.
::carefully crossing arms::
Now, obviously there are a lot of boob cakes for me to choose from today, but I'm trying to keep this safe for work. Bad enough I'm about to be blamed for a bunch of lacy new cubicle decorations out there. ("They're, uh, paperclip holders!")
So listen, if anyone asks, these are tiny tablecloths with pink sunhats on them:
Yup. Teeeeny tiny hats.
And this is two babies looking up:
Aw look, they're wearing matching bonnets! So cute.
And THIS, of course, is a flower:
Juuuuust a flower.
And finally, on a COMPLETELY unrelated note, let's hear it for all the scholarly achievers out there celebrating No Bra Day:
Thanks to Shannon S., Amber W., Sarah F., Anna H., Nadya S., Sharyn F., & Stephanie W. for keeping us abreast of all the best holidays.
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And from my other blog, Epbot: