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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Everyone, Quick! TAKE OFF YOUR BRA

[WARNING: I know this will shock you, but one of today's cakes is a little NSFW. I think. Cast your vote in the comments.]


Today is National No Bra day, minions, so let's take a moment to get in the proper celebratory mood.

[eyebrow waggle]

::sounds of things crashing and flying through the air::


Now, the truth is I don't really have any appropriate cakes for No Bra Day. (CURSES.) So instead, I thought I'd take this opportunity to share some random and completely unrelated wreckage.

You know, like these saggy balloons:


And this lady snorkeler:

So buoyant!


And this bunny:


I can also offer this assortment of cheap-but-perky cupcakes:

(Why yes, they WERE stored in the freezer, how did you know?)


And finally, a pair of perfectly proportioned... volcanoes?

I mean, sure, they're no Grand Tetons, but they can fill out a forest, mmmmmkay?


Thanks to Alli N., Jenny S., Kellie M., Angela, Mariellen, & Jennifer M., who actually DID find us an appropriately inappropriate cake for No Bra Day, so... ENJOY:

(She needs to use some of that hair gel on her boobs, am I right?)

(Also, is this even NSFW? Do those even count? And is anyone else as disturbed by frosting Dagger Nipples as I am?)

(P.S. "Dagger Nipples" is my Stripper Assassin name. You're welcome.)


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Reader Comments (21)

My stripper assassin name is Knee Shooter

July 9, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterTom

That last one is NSFW because it will cause workers to spit/snort out whatever happens to be in their mouth as they try to laugh, wrecking their computers...

July 9, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSusanD

If your balloons are sagging, you need a new balloon hammock :P

July 9, 2018 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

I don't see what's so inappropriate about an upside-down baby bottle and a pickle wearing a tiny hat.


July 9, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterNYCGirl

Toss all you want, toots! They're yours 'till Niagra Falls ....or SOMEThing does.....=^-.-^=

Hooray for free boobies! (free from the restraints of bra-ndage.

As for Tricia's flappy ta-tas- a teacher I would not show that to my high school (or younger) students, but college kids, yes. As an aunt, I think I would not hide this from any of my (under 18 yrs) nieces or nephews, but I would not call them over to laugh about it either. But I would laugh with my sisters :) Guess I'm in the don't know column of the NSFW vote!

July 9, 2018 | Unregistered Commentermsanthrope

What...? No t- t- takers?

We were road tripping this weekend and passed an establishment named “The Booby Trap.” There was some spirited debate over its purpose: Strip club? Bra store? Adult store? (Turns out it was an escape room, but we enjoyed the snickers). Reminded me of another road trip when we passed a distinguished establishment that was name the “Boobie Bungalow.” (That one was a strip club). Hopefully none of its employees had dagger nipples, but you know someone out there would be into that...

July 9, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAnna B

All Together Now: Let sing a Chorus of the song we shall sing when we release the girls from their "Over the shoulder boulder holder'... Do your boobs hang low, do they swivel to and fro. Can you tie 'em in a not, can you tie 'em in a bow. Can you throw 'em over your shoulders like a Continental soldier. Do your boooobs, hand low?

July 9, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterCookiemama

Macklin's birthday cake has some huge... tracts of land.

July 9, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterPeepBunny

BUBBLEGUM mini cupcakes? Ick.
I never thought I'd find an icing/cake I wouldn't try but bubblegum has me hurking.

Free the ta-tas! It's the first thing I do when I get home every day.

Happy freedom to everyone who, whether out of decorum, shyness, or bona-fide NEED (and I'm including the man-bra "bro" here) reins in the bounty.

July 9, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterkrunchifrog

The floppy ta-tas on the last cake are probably NSFW. The others are the "nudge,nudge, wink, wink" kind.

July 9, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJuin

I'm in agreement with NYCGirl regarding the upside-down baby bottle hanging from the chest of the lady in the last cake. Also…it appears to be in 3D.

However, as someone who turned 40 on her last birthday…are they supposed to look like upside-down baby bottles at this age? I think I'm doing something wrong. ;)

July 9, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterYet another Jen

I went out to post a letter earlier without my bra on. I didn't intend to,but I realised when I got outside the front door and there was an unusual sensation of freedom.... Now I realise why that happened today!! The only pity is that I have no cake to celebrate with.

July 9, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterGingerlily

Poor Alli Purple... not only does she have saggy balloons, but they couldn't even combine the red and blue for her signature color!

July 9, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSeabird

There's a Song:

Do you boobs hang low,
Do they wobble to and fro,
Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?
Can you thrown them over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier,
Do you Boobs Hang Low?

July 9, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterDeb

GO to youtube and search for the song Do Your Boobs hang low?

July 9, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterDeb

We have a group in our area called Bouncin' for Boobies. It helps all cancer patients with expenses and got its start as a strictly breast cancer aid group. Fundraisers have included softball and bowling tournaments with crazy rules, bar hopping on a bus to an out-of-town hockey game and an all-pink golf tournament.

July 9, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterNobodee Home

I have never laughed so hard til tonight. Oh my gosh. So many boobies lol.

July 10, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

All I can say about this post is that for sure Jen has won the Booby Prize with this one. I don't know if it was one of her breast efforts or not, but we'll for sure have some bad mammaries of it. If she does get nailed for this being NSFW, I guess we can say she got busted.

July 10, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMike

Don't care id it's NSFW. It's a cake fer cryin' out loud! Sheesh! But, I would like to comment on how very nicely done that cake is! So unusual for this place! Lol

Did anyone else notice and wonder why the lady snorkeler is swimming in sperm water?

July 10, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterpat gann

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