[WARNING: I know this will shock you, but one of today's cakes is a little NSFW. I think. Cast your vote in the comments.]
Today is National No Bra day, minions, so let's take a moment to get in the proper celebratory mood.
::sounds of things crashing and flying through the air::
AHHHHHH THAT'S BETTER.
Now, the truth is I don't really have any appropriate cakes for No Bra Day. (CURSES.) So instead, I thought I'd take this opportunity to share some random and completely unrelated wreckage.
You know, like these saggy balloons:
And this lady snorkeler:
And this bunny:
I can also offer this assortment of cheap-but-perky cupcakes:
(Why yes, they WERE stored in the freezer, how did you know?)
And finally, a pair of perfectly proportioned... volcanoes?
I mean, sure, they're no Grand Tetons, but they can fill out a forest, mmmmmkay?
Thanks to Alli N., Jenny S., Kellie M., Angela, Mariellen, & Jennifer M., who actually DID find us an appropriately inappropriate cake for No Bra Day, so... ENJOY:
(She needs to use some of that hair gel on her boobs, am I right?)
(Also, is this even NSFW? Do those even count? And is anyone else as disturbed by frosting Dagger Nipples as I am?)
(P.S. "Dagger Nipples" is my Stripper Assassin name. You're welcome.)
And from my other blog, Epbot: