And Now, The Conclusion Of Our Romance Novel Cake Story

(In case you missed it, here’s part 1.)

Our intrepid protagonist is working her way through the city, one Derek at a time. But now a dashing leprechaun vampire stands before her! (Well, maybe a little below her.)

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Who could resist these charms?

Yep, she's got it bad.

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PLOT TWIST

Just kidding. 
(Yes, it's glittering, no, it's not a dagger. Haven't you read Twilight?)

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Hey now, this is a PG-rated romance! Fade to black. FADE TO BLACK.

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Imagine a Walk of Shame where you have to carry this home in a giant clear container. 

Heheheheh.

Ahem. Sorry. Back to the story.

Then, just when you think her happy ending has a happy ending...

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Awwww.

THE TRUTH COMES OUT:

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Ewwwww.

So our plucky Binki Barista makes an executive decision, and drops the sucker:

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THE END.

I hope that fulfilled all your wildest romance-novel-written-on-cakes dreams, minions.

And thanks to Sam, Laura W., Paige S., Cheree G., Kelly T., Kate, Katie, & Timothy B. for helping me bleed that vampire story dry.