When Given The Choice, I Do Prefer My Watermelon Boneless

Could we pause for a moment to appreciate the fact that someone was PAID to do this?


Paid. Actual money. Like, it's their JOB... to do that.




Sure, you might think the baker would know better:

But let's face it, anyone who claims that's a hockey stick (with a white puck, natch) has already lost touch with reality. Maybe she figured you were washing your little white hockey balls.



"So you want 'Happy Birthday, Matthew?'"

"Yes, but it's 'Mathew' with one T."

"Got it!"



Technically correct, but I still say the deli sticker guy needs an intervention:




Granted, not all bakeries are familiar with Bastille Day, the French National Day celebrated every July 14th. After all, it's a French thing.

Er, I did mention it was French, right?

Ok, good.

You can look now:

Best. Deal. Evahhhh.


Thanks to Cait H., Bridgett B., Heather J., Lisa B., & Nancy E. for pardoning our French.


Cupcake Rubber Ducks

Listen, this post has rubber ducks in it and that’s all the excuse I need.


And from my other blog, Epbot: