Happy VS Flappy
It's Bat Appreciation Month, minions, and I'm sure we can all agree: bats of every kind are pretty amazing.
Whether they're long and lumpy:
Or short and girthy:
Whether they have a huge, misshapen head:
Or bend juuuust slightly to the right:
Yep, bats are the bees knees, no matter where you stick them.
[urgent whispers from John]
What's that? I'm celebrating the wrong kind of bat?
OH! Bat bats. The flappy ones. Got it.
Huh.
::pause::
I dunno, after all that, a pumpkin in a bat hat feels a little... anticlimactic?
Well thanks anyway, Paula I., Marlene B., Heidi B., Emily D., Angela K., & Daniel G. I'm sure we'll have much less confusion with next week's hard rock cakes.
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Here's my actual contribution to Bat Appreciation Month: I found the sparkliest lil' bat necklace for less than $10:
