Evolution Of A Big Bird Wreck

Stage 1: Excitement

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"...now simply pipe seven thousand individual strands and you're done!"

 

Stage 2: Compromise

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"Well, it's still kind of feathery..."

 

Stage 3: Apathy

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"Meh, just spray it yellow."

 

Stage 4: Passive Aggression

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"We call it, 'Big Bird In A Snow Storm.'

"And that'll be $37.99."

 

Thanks to Anony M., Rose T., Anony M., & Shannon B. for finding the face of despair. (Seriously, the longer you look, the more depressing it gets.)

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Hang on, this will cheer you up again:

Retro Sesame Street Tee

 This sweet t-shirt is double-sided! Awww, now that's some old-school Sesame Street cred. Love it.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: