Evolution Of A Big Bird Wreck

Stage 1: Excitement

"...now simply pipe seven thousand individual strands and you're done!"

Stage 2: Compromise

"Well, it's still kind of feathery..."

Stage 3: Apathy

"Meh, just spray it yellow."

Stage 4: Passive Aggression

"We call it, 'Big Bird In A Snow Storm.'

"And that'll be $37.99."

Thanks to Anony M., Rose T., Anony M., & Shannon B. for finding the face of despair. (Seriously, the longer you look, the more depressing it gets.)