6 Traumatizing Kids' Cakes That Will Have Them Asking For Pie Next Time
Bakers, I've got an incredibly easy holiday for you today:
It's "Give Kids A Smile Day!"
That's it. That's all we ask. Just make a cake to make the kiddos smile.
Ready?
Aaaaaaand.... go.
NOPE
What the... ?
Sweet sugary Stay Puft
SERIOUSLY?
Oh hey, hang on, maybe this flaming Woody isn't TOO…
NOPE NOPE STOP IT STOP IT RIGHT NOW
OK, bakers, last chance: how about a cute little Cookie Monster cake? There's nothing nightmarish or traumatizing about a furry blue muppet who loves cookies, right?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[deep breath]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You monsters.
Thanks to Emily F., Julie R., Belinda B., Priscilla R., Tenley H., & CA for giving my subconscious all this new and improved nightmare fuel. ::shudder::
P.S. I just spent 10 minutes looking at cute Cookie Monster dolls to recover, and I found the happiest t-shirt:
