6 Traumatizing Kids' Cakes That Will Have Them Asking For Pie Next Time

Bakers, I've got an incredibly easy task for you today: 

Make kids happy.

That's it. That's all we ask. Just make a cake to make the kiddos smile.

Ready?

Aaaaaaand.... go.

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NOPE

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What the... ?

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Sweet sugary Stay Puft

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SERIOUSLY?

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Oh hey, hang on, maybe this flaming Woody isn't TOO…

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NOPE NOPE STOP IT STOP IT RIGHT NOW

OK, bakers, last chance: how about a cute little Cookie Monster cake? There's nothing nightmarish or traumatizing about a furry blue muppet who loves cookies, right?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[deep breath]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You monsters.

Thanks to Emily F., Julie R., Belinda B., Priscilla R., Tenley H., & CA for giving my subconscious all this new and improved nightmare fuel. ::shudder::

P.S. I just spent 10 minutes looking at cute Cookie Monster dolls to recover, and I found the happiest t-shirt: