The Easter Post That Will Probably Get Me In Trouble

With Easter coming this Sunday, let's take a moment to reflect on that one relative who always shows up to family dinners a little drunk and "short a few bucks," but who really, REALLY wants to talk politics while you practice your poker face and try to snap a cellphone pic or two for Facebook later.

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Top Rabbit: "NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT TRUMP'S HARE."

Bottom Rabbit: "How are we even related."

Just think: with all of us staying home this year, you won't have to go through that!

Now, I was going to say something about the irony of a kosher Easter egg:

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...but then I remembered this is the internet, so I'd just end up getting lectured on the history of appropriated pagan rituals and whatnot.

 

SO INSTEAD...

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Kosher pig caaaaake!!

 

And since I'm probably getting myself in trouble here anyway:

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I'm told this is an Easter dessert in Spain.

o.0

 

So this weekend, may you all have a:

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...or at least BE one.

 

Thanks to Anony M., Jessie K., Kayla S., Zoe M., & Rik D., who all promise to be happy eaters, so long as there's free cake.

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P.S. If you're kinda missing the family debates this year, then I have just the game for you:

Debatable: A Hilarious Party Game For People Who Love To Argue

I do NOT recommend playing it with your family, though. :D

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