Wreckin' Around The Biological Clock
It's Biological Clock Day, minions, which as a woman I assume has something to do with babies. I've never had a baby myself, but I hear many moms can feel/hear their biological clocks ticking, and that's their cue to start stocking up on goldfish crackers and beefing up that innate Mom Sense that lets them FEEL when a child breaks something in the other room.
So as we celebrate a day devoted to biological clocks everywhere, here come some cakes that were apparently designed to fight it:
"Feeeeeel the sarchasm, Kronk. FEEL IT."
"Oh, yeahh. I cahn feehl it."
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I see what you were going for here, baker, but wouldn't it have been more effective BEFORE she got pregnant?
::screams of terror as party-goers knock over chair & tables while fleeing::
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Here's another one that doesn't add up:
Is this like a riddle? Or a math limerick? Why are there so many wild animals? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US DOCTOR
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It turns out the allegorical image of Mother Earth as a pregnant woman is both classic and deeply disturbing when rendered in cake:
Let's just hope that band-aid holds, is all I'm saying. o.0
Thanks to Danielle R., Brandy B., Nicole, & Dotty M. for helping us tick off all those biological minutes.
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I was going to link a punny "Oh the HUE MANATEE" clock today, but then I found this one I bet more of you would rather have:
Super cute, right? And only $20 Prime! I wonder if you can hear this one ticking.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
