Not All Heroes Wear Capes; Some Bring Booze.

Today's post is dedicated to the American Hero who added a bottle of Jack Daniel's to this display:

Bless you, sir/madam. Bless you.

Um...

Please tell me I'm not the only one who immediately saw this:

Just me?

Bakers, I imagine parenthood is tough enough. You really shouldn't go adding to the stress level with Prom goofs like this:

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Please tell me this was delivered to her house.

Also, bakers, 'fess up: which one of you decided chocolate icing was a good call here?

Which brings me to the headline of the week:

A cake decorator with "no construction experience" building a sewage plant? CLEARLY this reporter has never read Cake Wrecks:

Cake decorators get all KINDS of experience constructing sewage plants.

Though I'm guessing/hoping these ones smell better.

"Howdy, doody."

Thanks to Sherry S., Jonathan W., Kristen G., Mona E., Amber S., Jane P., Matt S., Paula P., & Rachelle H. for taking us to fecality, and beyond.

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I told myself I wouldn't feature anything poop-related today, so I went looking for something with a funny frog instead, and immediately found this:

Frog Texting On Toilet Statue

I guess it was meant to pee… um, be.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: