I'll Just Have The Salad, Thanks.
Never before has a delicious food made to look like another delicious food made me want to LOSE my food quite...like... this:
To be fair, this is exactly what pizza looks like - if you make it with old Cheez Whiz, moldy beet slices, algae, and blueberries. (AKA the "Nothing beets berry cheesy seaweed!" special.)
I was about to ask why someone would make a cake that looks like cherry pie...
...but then I realized no one did.
[OH! SNAP!]
[What do you mean, "no one says that anymore?" I just heard some hep cat on the YouTubes saying it last week! Stop crammin' my jive, H-dub.]
[I do SO know what I'm saying, John. You're just jelly of my lyrical songifications, mug-buzz.]
Not entirely sure what's happening here, but I'll tell you this:
That's fowl.
"See, just imagine the caramel sauce as glistening rivulets of semi-congealed grease, and the green stuff as... Hey! Where are you going?"
And finally, put down that coffee, and allow me to introduce you to...
Cockroach Steak: the other other white meat.
All hail Greg, Emily H., Lindsay I., and Erica R., slayers of appetites!
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P.S. Sorry, that was super gross. Let me make it better.
LOOK HOW CUTE:
This teeny pocket-sized dragon comes in a bunch of different styles: wearing aviator goggles, nursing a singed wing, even skateboarding, heh. It's hard to pick a favorite; they're all so stinking adorable! Guaranteed to make you forget about cakey roach steaks. (Oh. Whoops. Sorry.)
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
