Missed Marks: Spots, Jeeps, And Impossible Mountains

Amy asked for cheetah spots on her friend's birthday cake, kind of like this:

But instead she just got "spots":

Appropriately Timed Fun Fact: Did you know Brits call zits "spots?"

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Kelsee ordered this sculpted Jeep cake:

...but after driving her crazy, the baker's results fell flat:

I'd steer clear of this place in the future, Kelsee.

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And finally, Kendra wanted this gorgeous ombre number for her wedding:

You know that song, "Ain't No Mountain High Enough?"

This one was definitely too high.

Sorry, Kendra.

Thanks to Amy A., Kelsee S., & Kendra L. for letting us share their pain... and also laugh at it a little.

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P.S. I don't get many excuses to share these, but that "spots" cake is the perfect segue. Have y'all heard of "pimple patches"?

The Original Mighty Patch

I first thought these were basically camouflage stickers, but nope, way better. Go browse the thousands of rave review and/or customer photos, if you dare, haha. Fascinating stuff!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: