Let's. Get. FLOTSAMIZED.

Tell you what, bakers, I have a great idea: Forget decorating, just throw anything on there!

That's right, go nuts!

Cookies?

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Sure!

 

Individually wrapped & stickered cookies?

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Even better!

 

Lollipops buried in icing?

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Why not?

 

An empty ice cream cone over a random pile of sprinkles?

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Heck yeah!

 

The pulverized bits at the bottom of an M&M's bag?

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YES YES YES.

 

But let's think outside the "edible" box. Think you can jam an entire book in there?

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Or a big silk flower?

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Oh! And some ribbon!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHA...

*coughcoughcough*

*cough*

Ahem.

(gasping)
Man, I need a drink...

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That'll do.

 

Thanks to Anna R., Mary W., Jenna M., Hayven A., Justine V., Tania S., Crystal B., Andrea and Anne Marrie, and Cami L. for remembering what's important in life. And what's important is being able to drink your topper.