Leave Blank Space, Baby

I figure the only way I'm going to get rid of this earworm is by giving it to you guys. So...

Hit it!

So, it's gonna be forever

Or it's gonna go down in flames.

You can tell me when it's over,

If the high was worth the pain.

Got a long list of ex-lovers!

They'll tell you...

I'm insaaaane.

But I got a blank space, baby...

And I'll write your name!

Toe-tapping thanks to Lindsay W., Meredith G., Daisy S., Telitha G., Sheri T., Geneva W., Christine S., and Elisabeth T. You know I'll love you guys forever, don't you?

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P.S. I'll leave you with these words of wisdom:

Set of 2 Cat Wine Glasses

::nods sagely::

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Accidentally Insulting Birthday Cakes

I generally don't post name misspellings, because let's face it: there are people out there who spell Jennifer with a Q. Names are hard.

Still, sometimes a baker will botch a name in such a hilariously insulting way that it. is. magic.

Don't you agree, Whitney?

Talk about a bellyache.

And what "Bart" hasn't known this pain?

Believe it or not, this guy's not fat. He's just a little Cubby.

Good luck losing that nickname, though.

Is Beth happy they didn't dot that second "I"?

YOU BETCHA.

Funnily enough, I think Bobby did request some of these on his cake...

And perhaps the most subtle insult of all:

"IF that's your REAL name...."

On the one hand, kudos to this bakery for recognizing that a boy can like pink fairies:

On the other hand, little Jess was PISSED.

(If it's any consolation, Jess, they messed up Jeff's cake, too:)

And finally, while I don't know which name this Asian bakery thought they were writing on their display cake, I'm pretty sure it wasn't this one:

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Thanks to Heather B., Susan F., Laura R., Beau S., Brian C., Anna G., Debi, Eric C., and Rebecca M., who will all henceforth be known as Chuckles.

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