The Mane Event

If only we had some clue what Asher wanted on his birthday cake, minions.

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IF ONLY. 

("Splater Icing" would make a great Zamboni name.)

You know how some wrecks are more tragic than others? I mean, if the whole thing is a disaster, eh. But if it's super pretty and then THIS happens:

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To quote Jake Peralta, "Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

The irony, it burns.

I move that we start pronouncing it "Sus-kess." In fact, if you find yourself talking to a group of strangers this week, drop that into the conversation and see if anyone stops you. :D

Speaking of subtle goofs that make for obvious hilarity, Tamisha ordered this cute lion cake:

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But instead, she got this:

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NO LION

Thanks to Dana B., Eveline, & Tamisha H. for proving the line between "cute lion" and "albino murder scarecrow" is a lot thinner than we thought. 

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