Hope You Love Carrots, Mom

OK, bakers, Mother's Day is coming.

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.

KristaPer.ow.mothday.jpg

No no, "Mother's Day." Moths don't get a day. No one likes moths that much, and they're terrible at guilt trips. (Heyoooo.)

 

KimShe-FB-mothersday.jpg

Still no, but Fun Fact: a "mort" is "the note sounded on a horn when the quarry is killed."

::awkward pause::

 

So... maybe just print it out?

BeckyTan.ow.hapmother27sday.jpg

HOW.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE.

 

I'm told this is supposed to say "I love my mom":

KatieOff-FB-mothersdayfade.jpg

Which means the printer ran out of red ink, and one of you heroically SPRANG into action: loading up the red icing in your piping bag... and piping a giant red scribble on top.

::long, deadpan stare into camera::

 

Ah, but it gets worse:

YOU DID IT TWICE.

Only this time you added carrots. Because if you're gonna confuse your customers, GO ALL IN, that's what I always say.

 

Tell you what, bakers, maybe I was too hasty. Maybe you should go back to piping your own Mother's Day greetings. Cool?

::sigh::

::head slowly bonking keyboard::

::deeper sigh::

Cool.

 

Thanks to Krista P., Kim S., Becky T., Katie O., & Tasia P. for making us all wonder if maybe Mothday Day SHOULD be a thing.

*****

Do you shop Amazon? Then how about clicking through my affiliate link to shop? USAUK, Canada.

 Visiting Amazon through those links will help support the site, and costs you nothing. Thanks, guys!

And from my other blog, Epbot:

Foot In Mouth

It's National No Socks Day!

Time to kick off those shoes and socks and bare our soles! Woohoo!

And what better way to revel in the glory of all our freed tootsies than with a little cake, amirite?

[cranking up Footloose]

Hit it!

AAAUAUUUGGH!! 
I didn't mean LITERALLY!

 

I have a feeling the rest of these are going to be equally unpleasant, guys, so you, uh, might want to put the coffee down.

JessicaMfoot.jpg

Ooof.

 

Arrrrggh.

 

Hurk!

 

OH COME ON!

 

[Breathing deeply through nose]

 

Maybe if we just scroll faster...

samhar.lw.fungusandwartsfoot.jpg

ACK.

 

EEEK!

 

annaik.lw.toeamputation.jpg

NooOOOOOoooOOOO!!!

****

 

Oh, we're done?

PHEW!

Well, that wasn't so bad, was it?

 

Thanks to Teya, Jessica M., Breanna, JB, Mike R., Rachel B., Sam H., Anony M., & Anna I. for really socking it to us.

*****

Do you shop Amazon? Then how about clicking through my affiliate link to shop? USAUK, Canada.

 Visiting Amazon through those links will help support the site, and costs you nothing. Thanks, guys!

And from my other blog, Epbot: