Foot In Mouth

It's National No Socks Day!

Time to kick off those shoes and socks and bare our soles! Woohoo!

And what better way to revel in the glory of all our freed tootsies than with a little cake, amirite?

[cranking up Footloose]

Hit it!

AAAUAUUUGGH!!
I didn't mean LITERALLY!

 

I have a feeling the rest of these are going to be equally unpleasant, guys, so you, uh, might want to put the coffee down.

Ooof.

 

Arrrrggh.

 

Hurk!

 

OH COME ON!

 

[Breathing deeply through nose]

 

Maybe if we just scroll faster...

ACK.

 

EEEK!

 

NooOOOOOoooOOOO!!!

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Oh, we're done?

PHEW!

Well, that wasn't so bad, was it?

 

Thanks to Teya, Jessica M., Breanna, JB, Mike R., Rachel B., Sam H., Anony M., & Anna I. for really socking it to us.

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