Inside The Twisted Mind Of john

And so I says to her, I says, "Hey lady! Let me give you a HAND with that!"

AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

Thanks to Nancy L., Laura C., & Sahara H. for letting me get that out. I feel muuuuch better now.

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P.S. With summer nearly upon us, don't you think it's about time to swap out your shower curtain for something more seasonally appropriate? Like this?

Space Cat Fabric Shower Curtain

The longer you look, the better it gets. :D (THAT'S NO MOON.)

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

If The Shoe Fits...

...then you for SURE won't be getting far in it:

Thanks to Jennifer M. for that visual image. ("Heel, toe. Heeeeeeel, TOE! Heeeeeeel, TOE!")

And it's such a pity the baker didn't have, I dunno, some form of small-scale model to reference, isn't it?

Yeeeeah.

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Y'all, this is so fun. This is a STAPLER:

Swingline High Heel Stapler

And of course it also comes in red.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: