Workin’ That Aangel

This is what it looks like when the Walmart bakery officially runs out of ideas:

(I was going to blur the label, buuuuuut....)

You probably think this teddy bear design looks pretty simple, right?

Couple of circles, arms, legs, poof. Easy.

WELL THINK AGAIN:

I'm most fascinated by the bow tie. How...?

The baker seemed confused by their request, so Chris B. clarified: "You know, a road that you drive on?"

The good news is, they DID get the road.

And finally, a tragic tableau, right there in the potato chip aisle:

[sad music playing]

Jason K. found this abandoned shopping cart on his latest snack run, and it tells a rich tale.
A tale of incompetence, good manners, and a fast get-away car:

Happy Bathby, Aangel. Wherever you are.

Thanks to Hannah H., Scott M., Jennifer B., Chris B., & Jason K. for potentially starting a new trend. We'll call it the "shop, drop, and RUN."

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Oh hey, if you're shopping online this week, remember to check out my Amazon shop front! I have lists of funny gifts and clothes and toys and such that might help inspire you for those hard-to-buy-for types:

Decorative Ding-a-Lings

It's National Ding-A-Ling Day, minions!

This is such a happy holiday.

A really…

Really…

REALLY happy holiday.

In fact, with all this holiday cheer coming at you, it's hard NOT to be happy to see these cakes.

Especially when they're so happy to see you!

Oops, hang on, I'm being told that "ding-a-ling day" actually refers to calling up your friends.

Like on a phone.

Who does THAT anymore?

Hopefully not this baker.

Although I guess a "Tex Message" is still reasonable. Hm. Yeah. OK, minions, you heard the holiday: let's get out there, "Tex" our friends, and wish them EVERY...

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Thanks to Alisha M., Chicklet, Juli P., Stephanie L., Wendy & Emily, & Keith W. for bringing us full circle.

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And for those of us who only use our phones to watch cute animal videos and/or Critical Role, check out these cutie-patootie unicorn stands!

You get all three for less than $13 Prime, so I just bought the set to use around the house!