Valentine's Review

Remember a few days ago when I told you guys to make Valentine’s Day extra confusing?

Well, looks like some bakers out there took my advice...TO HEART.

And that's no bull.

(OX OX!)

What day is it, again?

Oh, right.

Also… how OLD is this cake?!

I'm detecting a pattern here:

Maybe bacon?

And the award for "Weirdest Made-Up Punctuation" goes to...

The symbol formerly known as ?!?.

("I.... am confused. >>)

Of course, as bizarre as these Valentines cakes are, it could always be worse:

Must be an ice cream cake... CUZ THAT'S COLD.

Thanks to Christina L., Annalise, Beth H., Kathleen B., & Ashton A. for bringing us down in the dumps.

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Oh hey, I found my favorite Valentine's pin, y'all:

Skeletor's Live Laugh Love Pin

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And for some last minute Valentine’s cards for the geeky someone:

I Swear It's Only Powdered Sugar, Officer...

It's National Flirting Week, minions, and I have a few suggestions for getting the ball rolling with your new crush.

OPTION 1: The Conversation Starter

A semi-interesting factoid with just the right dash of mystery.
Guaranteed to make an impression.

OPTION 2: Get Right To The Point

"You can't HANDLE the truth!"

OPTION 3: Try Something Cute And Funny!

(By the excellent Giggle Girls Cakery)

*wink*

...unless of course your crush works in law enforcement.

Then don't do that.

Thanks to Kelly L., Steven H., & Stacy B. for the not-so-wise crack.

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Er, for those of you who prefer chicken and waffles, I found the perfect earrings:

Chicken & Waffles Earrings

How cute are these?!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: