Why give your heart to that special someone this Valentine's Day, when you can give him/her something even more special:
Laast V-day, I gave you my heart,
But the very next day, you gave it away.
Thiiiis year, to save me from tears,
I'm gonna give you my co-lon (colon!)
Psst. Soon everyone will want the coffee cake colon, Charissa B. - pass it on!
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