Here in the good 'ol US of A, pretty much everything gets its own holiday. Got a toothache? February 9th is your day! Like air? So do I! Let's celebrate together on November 11th, National Air Day! And if anybody needs me on September 16th, I'll be enjoying National Stay Away From Seattle Day by, uh, continuing to live in Florida.
So anyway, today is National Pink Day, and by gosh, we're going to celebrate it - both the color *and* the singer. Why, you ask? Same reason we climb mountains: too much free time and we're crazy. DUH.
I don't know where it went.
Good thing I have this necklace
And lots of pink fondant:
That's not even real fondant. (Ha!)
I got a brand new airbrush
I hope I'm using it right:
I'm still a Wreck Star
I got my wreck moves
And I don't need yooouu.. except to buy my cakes.
And maybe not complain to my manager.
[scuffing toe and avoiding eye contact]
The shower cake's on the table
I'm sure it'll be a hit:
This one may look like a sphincter,
But what else rhymes with "hit?"
Meh, so what?
That'll buff out:
Happy Pink Day, y'all.