Before you head out to stock up on fireworks this weekend, here's a handy tip from the folks over at Lamebook:
What I meant was, when it comes to fireworks, you really want the most bang for your buck:
Even if they are patriotically
(That's the red ghost from Pac-Man, kids. Now stop making me feel old.)
Important rocket safety tip:
Happy Bloody Band Aid day!
In a firework-y way, I mean.
Not a penis-ishy way.
NEW GOAL: Work the word "penis-ishy" into as many conversation today as possible. Starting...NOW.