"Hey Boss, there's a lady out there who doesn't like the baby shower cake you made her."
"Doesn't like it?! What's wrong with it? It's beautiful, it has huge..."
"Well, the lady says it's ugly."
"What?! This is some of my best work! How DARE she..."
"And it's supposed to be a motor bike cake for her son's birthday."
"I can fix that."
I'd like to thank Mimi F. & Rebecca for giving me the best "tracts of land" set-up in history. Now, I want you both to stay here, and make sure the wrecks don't leave this room until I get back. Got that?