What The H?

You guys, Halloween is coming!

Aw, don't be like that. Halloween is supposed to make you happy!

 

Not that happy.

 

I mean the kind of happy with spiders, specters, and spooks!

 Plus crying yellow earthworms!

 (How's that for a bait & switch?)

 

 Hang on; I think this is a spider:

The extra little legs drawn on the side were the give-away.

 

Oh! And mummies! Can't forget the mummies!

No matter how hard we try. 

 (You will never look at a foam clown nose the same.)

 

Not to mention a Halloween theme is PERFECT for first birthdays:

Because nothing celebrates the first year of life better than a bunch of tiny gravestones. Rest in peace, baby. 

 

And finally, zombies are the breakout stars this year, so you can expect to see lots of these:

Zombie Football Helmets.

"All the fun of vomiting Cookie Monster with none of the creativity!"

 

(The sad thing is it still looks more like a football helmet than the cakes that are supposed to.)

 

Thanks to Christy M., Emily & Gary, Casey F., Amy H., Bettina G., Miranda L., & Anna E.