My cupcakes have a sperm theme
Just look, see, there they are!
My sheet cake teems with swimmers
They're leaving mental scars.
Oh we see these wrecks here every day
And if you ask me why I'll saaaaayyy...
'Cause Wreckerators have a way
with piping human DNA.
Thanks to Valerie A., Angel K., Stacey, Suzy W., and Caitlin W. for sowing the seeds of this post.